Lesbian for life

Hey, I'm Tula (she/her) and I'm a fucking legend. I'm happiest when I'm picnicking in the rain or when I'm picketing for a cause. I'm not afraid to honk my horn when idiots are driving dangerously on the road. If you call my girlfriend Tundra a duck (she's a swan, idiot), I will eat you.

Have you read the Lesbian Masterdoc? No? Hmmm. No, nothing. I didn't say anything.